time for you, time for me

Hello. My name is Michelle. I live in New York.

CAT is sitting on rug quietly.
MICHELLE: Hi, cat. You're being quite cute. But I fear that you will start meowing in six hours just when I am in my deepest sleep. I highly value my sleep and so would dislike this if it were to occur.
CAT says nothing, licks paws.
MICHELLE: Therefore, I will kick you out of my room unless you promise me that you will not do this.
CAT blinks.
MICHELLE: I will take that as your word.
SIX HOURS LATER
MICHELLE is dead asleep.
CAT: HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
CAT jumps onto bed.
CAT: I SEE YOU FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. FOR I AM JUMPING ON YOUR BED AND MEOWING! LOUDLY! RIGHT IN YOUR EAR!
MICHELLE: Ughhhhhhgaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhwwwwwhggh.
CAT: I HAVE SEVERAL IMPORTANT ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS. THIS WILL ONLY TAKE FIVE HOURS OF YOUR TIME. I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT AN ITEMIZED LIST OF GRIEVANCES THAT HAVE NOT BEEN PROOFREAD SO IT MAY ACTUALLY TAKE A LITTLE BIT LONGER BUT I GUESS WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES DOWN THE LINE IF THAT'S OKAY.
MICHELLE: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
CAT: ITEM 1. NOT ENOUGH PLASTIC BAGS IN THE HOUSE. I ENJOY A GOOD PLASTIC BAG TO PAW AT AND THERE ARE SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH --- HEY, WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP THAT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
MICHELLE kicks cat out of room and is unable to go back to sleep for a long time! Very good story! THE END.